You don’t see a lot of monsters downtown these days. Lousy gentrification…
A Purple Monster Creature
Terrible Deer
Deer are a menace to society.
Spiky Gertrand
Gertrand lives every day like it was their first.
Triangle of Eyes
Fifteen eyes is a little too many for my taste. A little too many.
Spiral Neck
If you stretched this critter’s neck all the way around the world, it would die.
Big Spotty Head
There is no brain in that head, only sadness.